I do not expect compliments from a small child, which is just as well because I have never had any. On no occasion have I ever asked a child to guess my age; on the assumption that they have better sight than I have, and less reasoning power, I have always reckoned that children think anyone over thirty is old (and I am well over thirty). I wouldn’t dream of supposing that a child would see me as an attractive woman – what would they know of mature beauty? – but I confess to trying to brainwash my little nieces and nephews (just for fun). The last time a youngster commented on my looks it was only to inform me, “Mummy says you’re looking a bit older, Aunty Sally.” Bless!

After a busy day of mowing, raking and mango felling (I’ll tell you about it next time) I decided to take a cold shower, smarten up and take myself over to Wynnum Plaza for a cool down in air-conditioned surroundings with shops and sales. I wore a red sun-top and red and white floral pants that I tied up, pirate-style, to just below the knees. Golden sandals, a red flower in my hair and a generous amount of luscious red lipstick finished off the bright ensemble.

Having tired of my hunt for bargains in the sales, I was walking back down through the Plaza when I noticed a cute little girl of four or five years old sat in a static toy car; her long hair was black and wild, her dark eyes flashed with reflected light, and she laughed as though she was having all the fun in the world. As I neared the happy darling, our eyes met and I smiled (she was already smiling).

“A pretty lady,” she said.

“And I was just thinking what a pretty girl you are!” I answered leaning forwards.

“You are more beautifuller than I am,” she insisted, still smiling.

I think it may have been the best compliment in my entire life.

I know I have shown you photographs of Bill’s magpies before but I can’t resist taking more photo’s of them – they are so tame, characterful and endearing. Take this morning for example, I had made some fruit salad for a mid-morning snack and no sooner had Bill and I sat down at the little wooden table in the spa area of the tropical garden, than a lone magpie popped his head around the corner. He came so close that I could bend down and see his  bushy eyebrows – they have very cute eyebrows.

“I suppose you’d like to join us,” I said (honestly!).

“Well, if you’re having a bite to eat, why not?” he told me in his magpie tones, “But no fruit salad please… how about some of that ham fat from the other day – it’s bearable, and not so greasy, if you coat it in ashes or dirt … or steak – we’re partial to steak – if you prefer?”

I went inside to the kitchen to find some scraps off the diminishing leg of ham, and I had a feeling that my magpie mate would have roused the troops by the time I returned. Indeed, several of his family and friends had gathered expectantly, hoping for a banquet. The measly amount of ham trimmings lasted about two minutes. The rest of the gang came along too, hopping about and jumping onto the seat backs.

“Okay,” said Bill, “Give me a moment and I’ll be back with something even nicer than ham fat – something you won’t have to cover with dirt before you eat it…”

“Not steak then? ‘Something’ doesn’t sound like steak,” the magpie assumed rightly.

Bill returned with a big and juicy, raw beef sausage. The birds nearly did somersaults! Obviously, this was not their first beef sausage and they were not disappointed, as you can see for yourself in the photographs…

If you have been following my blog recently (by which I really mean yesterday) you may have wondered if I had forgotten that I intended to tell you today about something nice that happened yesterday. Well, one thing overshadows another and, truthfully, I began to think that you might be more interested in an update on my health. However, after taking a cold shower to relieve the itching (from the various strange lumps with blisters that have appeared), and downing some paracetamol and allergy tablets, I think I would prefer to try not to dwell upon health matters too much so I’m reverting back to the original plan…

Yesterday morning I went over to nearby Wynnum to see my younger brother, Henry, and his girlfriend, Diane. Henry was looking out from a front bedroom window as I pulled up in my new and impressive (apparently) Impreza car.

“I’m impressed!” he exclaimed through the fly screen.

Now I am not a car person – if my car goes and is relatively comfortable and cool (in Australia) then I am happy – so I  surprised myself by glowing with pride at Henry’s reaction to my borrowed snazzy car. After more than two decades of driving cars that never impressed a single soul, it was a new and uplifting experience to be admired and considered cool simply because I have the use of a friend’s cool car for the next three months.

“Want to come out for a run in it?” I asked benevolently.

Half an hour later, after reversing out of Henry’s driveway with the greatest of ease -having made use of the hi-tech screen showing the view from the special camera at the back (although I’ve never had a problem reversing any of my unimpressive lo-tech cars – except when I took my driving test), we were making our way to Lota, where my mother used to live many moons ago before moving back to England.

“Mum’s house isn’t there any more – is it?” I asked my younger brother.

“Yes it is, but it looks different because it has had an extension on the front,” Henry answered, “I’ll show you.”

So we found the old house, now drab in a modern dirt-brown, with its new extension. And I took some photo’s for Mum, yet as I did so I knew the results would not thrill – the house that I once helped my mother to decorate had been much prettier in the old days.

A short while later we pulled up outside another house that our mother owned, but which I could not recognise because I had changed countries by the time she had bought it. The second house was quaint and white. A pretty woman in her forties came out of the house and down the front path. She looked at me from over the other side of the picket fence where I was poised with my mobile camera and our eyes met.

“My mother used to own this house many years ago,” I explained.

“Would you like to come inside and look around?” she asked, “You’ll have to excuse the mess because I’ve just moved in.”

Diane stayed outside while Henry and I accepted the invitation. Despite some obvious modifications, many of the original features were still there, like the louvre windows running along the façade and the tongue-in-groove boards so typical of the period of my childhood. I did not know the house and yet it felt familiar; I imagined our mother in middle age, living between those same walls, walking on the those wooden floors and cooking in the kitchen; and I was overwhelmed by the sense of something of my mother remaining in the house, and also by the kindness of Justina, the new owner, who understood and thought it quite natural when I smiled and cried at the same time.

“The speed limit is fifty kilometres per hour,” informed the female voice of my car for the umpteenth time.

I was going at fifty-two per hour at the time, but I was not irritated – it was rather impressive.

“Take a left turn here,” said Henry for the umpteenth time.

Henry, unthinking, didn’t seem to realise that I know the roads around here almost as well as he does, but I did not mind – perhaps it had something to do with the new car – I was rather cool about everything.

“Come and take a look at this,” said Bill as he led me outside to the carport.

I knew from my big brother’s smile that he was going to show me something a bit unusual and interesting.

“Look up on the top shelf,” Bill added, pointing his finger in the direction of a white plastic storage basket.

“Oh yes, I see it. Is that a tail?” I asked (knowing full well that it was).

Suddenly a little foot with clenched fingers, like a fist, appeared from behind the white box. I moved towards it for a closer inspection.

“Don’t go too close, Sally, or he might scratch you – he’s awake,” Bill warned.

So, risking limb if not life, I stayed at an arm’s length and held my mobile camera in my outstretched hand in order to take these photo’s of the furry interloper for you. Can you guess what it is? I’ll give you a clue – Granny Clampet from “The Beverly Hillbillies” would have shot the wide-eyed creature and put it in a pie… That’s right, it’s a possum. Isn’t it cute?

Some time during last night, when it was still dark, I awoke with a start to a loud noise. For a moment I thought I was back on the plane (on the fourteen-hour long, dark leg of the journey between Dubai and Sydney) because the horrible noise reminded me of the French band-producer who had sat next to me throughout. You see, every so often the unfortunate fellow was apt to snort, sniff or cough violently, depending on the requirement of his condition; and each time he had made one, or all, of the variety of cringe-worthy noises in his repertoire I reacted instinctively. At first I would jump with fright, then turn away whilst holding my breath, and simultaneously, I would raise my shoulders up about my ears to guard against the germ offensive.

Intermittently, when the coast was clear, I occasionally smiled or conversed with the otherwise pleasant Frenchman in order to ensure that he realised I bore him no ill-will; and when I stuffed a pillow between my seat and the arm rest between us, I believe I was successful in misleading him to think that I did so for our greater comfort rather than to create an additional barrier. Meanwhile, the man in the opposite aisle seat (and the chap  behind him), perhaps encouraged by my frequent turns in their direction, often took the opportunity to chat to me because, although it was dark for fourteen hours, nobody could sleep properly owing to the general discomfort of trying to sleep in a packed plane.

The loud noise that awakened me last night was a cross between a big sniff and a snort… and it came from me. I swallowed and found that I had a frog in my throat, which was fitting, considering it was given to me by another frog. And now I have a streaming cold and I do not feel at all well so I am retiring to bed early. I was going to tell you about something nice that happened today (before the worsening onslaught that has sent me to my room) but it will have to wait until tomorrow – unless I ‘croak it’ overnight. Croak… I hope you haven’t got a French cold…

Jet-lagged and tired as I am, my blog post today comes in the form of an email… mainly due to the fact that it was an email written to my husband. (He says that nothing is sacrosanct since I began blogging.) You (and he) will be pleased to note that the email in question is really just a humorous account of a very hot day…

My Darling,

Thank you for the short, but sweet, goodnight message you sent me. You must have been galled to lose the previous, much longer one that disappeared when you tried to send it! What a shame that our communications are hindered so by your computer problems. Isn’t it maddening?

Apparently it has been the hottest day here for thousands of years and everyone is lethargic and melting (very good for weight-loss, hopefully!). Going out of doors was like going into an oven. Hence, I took my bikini over with me to Roland’s girls’ place and I went in the pool on my own (Roland didn’t have my forethought to bring swimming things), while nearly everyone else – including the hot and languid cat and their two little white dogs – stayed inside, preferring the air-conditioned, hermetically sealed house (not that I am knocking air-conditioning – just that I like open doors and windows).

Then we went to Glen and Sue’s place for a chat… over the cricket (the “Ashes” was on), which meant I couldn’t hear very well, especially as I was sat closer to the television than to Sue. I think Sue may suspect that I am deaf. I was also somewhat distracted from the conversation by the thought of the promised, and long awaited, prawns for lunch, which I feared would become afternoon-tea because the afternoon was already well under way. Nevertheless, I was pleased to note that it was lovely and cool in the air-conditioned house that is soon to become my luxury residence for two months. By two o’clock my tummy had begun to rumble and the jet-lag tiredness swept over me again. I reminded Roland about the prawns – you know how every meal becomes so important when you’re dieting. I was also rather eager to see my new car…

You know that cars all look the same to me so I had to pretend that I knew it was a great car. It’s a Subaru with four wheels that work together (if that means anything to you!), and it’s only four years old with 25,000 kilometres on the clock! Roland made me drive it around for a bit to get used to it. Think I worried him a tad when I nearly went through a red light – blasted jet-lag! – but I promised him I would be extra careful on the way home, which I was. Thankfully, there was very little traffic to be careful of because most people stayed at home… to enjoy their air-conditioning (presumably). Oh, and the car drives beautifully.

Do you remember me telling you that I’ve never seen the whole of “Mary Poppins”? Well, it was on the television tonight and Bill and Lita had it on. I still haven’t seen all of “Mary Poppins” – I kept falling asleep!

(And so on….)

Now I really must go to bed.

I was in the spa with Michael at the time – it was 37 degrees centigrade today – when one of the inhabitants of Bill’s garden walked over to us to have a gander.

“Who are you?” he asked rather snootily as he gave me the once over.

“Well, actually, I am the sister of the owner of this beautiful garden,” I answered amused. (He looked a bit comical as he cocked his head to the side to see me the better.)

“Oh, alright then, I only asked,” he added before walking off with his feathers ruffled a touch.

“There are fourteen of them,” Michael explained, “and they think they own the place.”

“Does Bill mind them?” I enquired, “Aren’t they supposed to be dangerous?”

“Not really, although one went for William. Dad likes them and gives them food. And so does the next door neighbour – she buys them mince,” continued Michael.

At that point Bill came on the scene with a bite to eat. Here are some photos of what happened next…

“This doesn’t feel like Brisbane,” I said to myself as the QF2 Airbus landed on Australian soil earlier this morning, or was it yesterday morning? Night is day, day is night, it is all the same to me at the moment, which is why I am writing this at two-thirty in the morning, Australian time!

Well, it did not feel like Brisbane because it was Sydney, and when we arrived in Sydney, whichever hour or day it was, it happened to raining. But I didn’t mind a jot because it did not feel like winter – it was hot –  and, after nearly fourteen hours of being cramped in darkness on the packed plane, it felt great to be out in the light. I was as joyous as Henri Charriere emerging, pale and withered, into the light from his five years of solitary confinement (long haul flights always remind me of that part of the film, Papillon) and, as always, I asked of one of my fellow weary passengers:

“How do I look?”

“Fine,” they say at last, after a quizzical look from them (as if to say, “Do I know this woman well enough to tell her the truth?”).

Of course, you have to ask someone old enough to remember the film or the joke is lost.

The rain had stopped during the time it took to collect my baggage from baggage collection, work out how to use the easy secret chip in the passport identifying machine, go through customs, book the baggage onto the domestic flight, lose my paperwork, thank the airport staff profusely for troubling to chase me with my lost vital documents, make my way on the shuttle bus over to the domestic terminal, dunk my head in a sink of cold water, change clothes, put on fresh make-up, and make it, just in time, to board the internal flight bound for Brisbane; it was a beautiful sunny day.

“What lovely big seats!” I thought to myself as I boarded the smaller plane.

A little farther down the plane the seats were not quite as large. It was easy to distinguish the haggard and stooped, “in-transit” passengers from the fresh, perky, smart and jaunty regular domestic flight users. An older man wearing a powder-blue polo shirt and white shorts sat on the seat opposite mine on the aisle; and every time I turned around his brown face glowed with a sunny welcoming smile. An Indonesian lady with an Australian accent sat in the seat at the end of my row of three, and the space between us was soon amply filled by a handsome young man with tired eyes, beautiful white teeth and long muscular thighs revealed in shorts.

“That seemed an incredibly short flight,” said Aidan, after the one and a half hours it took to reach Brisbane.

And it did seem short – well it does when you are chatting to a hunky professional rugby player, even if he is only twenty-three years old. All the same I was in a tired daze as I emerged into the arrivals area and looked around for any familiar faces. As luck would have it, a very nice familiar tanned face appeared from nowhere and planted a kiss on mine.

“You look good!” Roland exaggerated heavily.

A moment or two later another tanned face smiled with the familiarity of a lifetime.

“Come on, let’s hurry to the car and avoid the parking fees,” said Bill, my eldest brother.

So we went to Bill’s and sat, drinking coffee and chatting, in the gazebo, where it was shady and an occasional breeze alleviated the increasing heat of the day. Before long my brother, Henry, joined us too…

And now it is almost another day. I wonder if I should try to catch another hour or so of sleep before greeting the sun….

Last night was not the best night I have ever had (just when I could have done with a really good sleep). I kept on waking up and wondering what time it was, as you do when you need to arise early… when you are about to embark on a very long journey.

There is another storm raging outside. I certainly pick my travel times well – there is always some peculiar weather event taking place when I want to travel. Sometimes it snows, or there are gales, and my plane is packed because of a backlog of passengers from flights that could not take off.

I’m not looking forward to the flight; for days I have felt apprehensive about leaving, and yet, I know that once I am in the air I shall be excited at the prospect of going home to Australia again. Now that is a nice thought. I shall be in the heat when next I write my blog. Until then, I’ll wish you a happy and healthy new year!

What will I wear on the plane? That is the question I have been pondering over and worrying about for some time now, but which I have not had time to consider properly i.e. I have not tried anything on to see what fits (seeing as I am sure I have put on weight – though that cannot be confirmed because I am too afraid to weigh myself!)

Do I wear warm clothes (if any still fit) that will be discarded en route and will not worn again until I come home. Or do I suffer the cold and look smart and pretty in the hope of being offered an upgrade on the plane (because nobody so smart should be put into economy class). Now I could wear stretchy trousers for absolute comfort… but everyone will guess that I have put on weight and can’t fit into my jeans. Not that they do not fit  – my jeans fit quite well… but only when I am standing up – it is just the sitting down that is the problem.

Problems, problems! With only just over one day left before leaving home, and only three hours before receiving a guest, late this afternoon I decided to make a pretty jumpsuit; my pattern for the jumpsuit was an old jumpsuit that I haven’t worn for sixteen years (they have come back into fashion) because I grew out of it. Hence, I cut around the shape of the panels adding an inch or so on each side. I sewed it all up (minus the bodice) and, amazingly it fits rather nicely. Now I am worried that it may not be so easy to accommodate a larger bust.

Our guest has come and gone, and once again I am pondering… Do I fiddle around for hours making a bodice or do I simply cut the outfit down into a pair of “The sound of Music” type of trousers? I shall sleep on it. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night. I hate to go and leave this pretty sight……