The Good Shepherd

“What would you do?” I asked Hunter the cat.

Hunter looked at me then returned his gaze to the pink sky of sunset. He was worried. I was worried. We were both anxious about the two of our flock who had gone missing when my back was turned, some time between petting the llamas and giving all the farm animals their last feed of the day. Admittedly, I had not given Malachi and Jaz as much attention as usual but with good reason because I was engrossed in painting my recent commission. At one point in the afternoon Malachi had tapped me with her paw on my bottom and rested her head against my thigh; I should have recognised the signs of boredom and perhaps anticipated the consequences… but I was too busy to pay much heed.

Naturally, I thought that the runaways would return to the fold in their own time; in fact it seemed to me that it would be a short time considering that Malachi was still recovering from her misadventures with a splintery stick yesterday and Jaz is rather old, overweight and chesty. Nevertheless, an hour or so later I saw their two black tails sticking out above the long grass as the dogs ran joyously across the upper part of the steep field next to the farmhouse (where grows the most picturesque of trees).

“Malachi, Jaz,” I had called but they ignored me.

Not eager to climb the steep hill, I preferred instead to cook my piece of steak for dinner. Funnily enough, I had lost my appetite when I saw it on my plate, and I cut the steak into smaller pieces to be divided between Malachi, Jaz, Sasha and Hunter the cat.

So Hunter and I were looking through the doorway at the reddening sky; it would be dark soon – in around half an hour. I thought of the story of the good shepherd who would give up his life for his lost sheep (though I hoped that would not be necessary) and I changed into my stout trainers.

Hunter led the way as far as the wooden fence where he stayed, maybe to keep a lookout while I walked on up into the fields above the farm.

“Malachi, Jaz,” I called again and again.

It was getting quite dark and I feared that it would soon be so dark as to be dangerous coming back down the field. Suddenly Malachi came bounding across the field, no doubt overwhelmed that I had left my painting and any other farm duties in order to find the missing lambs.

“Where’s Jaz?” I asked. “Lead me to Jaz.”

I had visions of Jaz, worn out and practically dead, under ones of the trees on the skyline; and I thought Malachi had come to fetch me to save her. (Obviously, I have watched too many “Lassie” films in my time!)

So delighted was Malachi that she immediately presented me with a stick to throw. Slightly shocked that she hadn’t learned her lesson from yesterday’s ordeal I threw the stick down beside me and she looked remorseful.

“Take me to Jaz,” I urged and the faithful Black Labrador led me even higher up the hill and across to yet another field.

I climbed up to the barbed wired fence at the top and stopped – I didn’t believe that poor old Jaz would have been capable of such a climb, even under the thrall of the younger dog. But from my vantage point I saw a beautiful sight – Jaz running toward me from the other side of the adjacent field.

We made it down the steep slope alright in the semi-darkness. Now, their wanderlust sated by their long escapade and their hunger somewhat appeased by my leftover steak, the errant ones are back with the flock. Bless them! All are asleep, except for me, and now this is finished I can join them.

The Stick Incident

I didn’t like that stick in the first place. It felt splintery and unpleasant to hold in my hand, and I tried to divert Malachi with other, smoother sticks, but she was very much attached to this one. Perhaps it was the right size for her mouth or had the perfect biting consistency, whatever the reason she wouldn’t be fobbed off. In hindsight, I wish I had been firmer and discarded the treasured stick instead of falling in with the game of throw and catch.

Little Sasha and old Jaz were with out with us; we were taking a gentle walk in the sunshine to the fields above the original farmhouse. Jaz rolled in the long grass and buttercups and Sasha, never too far away, came up to her now and then for a reassuring lick and kiss. Malachi, sensing it was the others’ turn to have special attention, gave up the game for a while and sat in the shaded grass by the fence while I petted Jaz and Sasha. It seemed idyllic…

We were about to return to the farm when Malachi produced the nasty stick again and placed it in front of me. I didn’t throw it far. She didn’t even catch it in her mouth. She had to search for the stick in the long grass; when we heard the cry we three went rushing over to her. Malachi gagged four or five times without being stick. She refused water from the llamas’ water reservoir – I proffered it in my cupped hand – and it seemed obvious that she simply wanted to go home and nurse her sore throat.

Every time I turn my head from the computer to look at her, Malachi notices the slight movement and she opens her beautiful brown eyes to look at me. She doesn’t condemn with those eyes but she looks sad and sorry for herself.

Luckily her father is a doctor and he’s coming back home soon with his torch and equipment.

The Triumphal Horn

Yesterday was possibly the most miserable day I’ve had in years. Why? Well, at the start of the day at least I had Whatsapp capability on my fairly new Huawei Smartphone, even though that was all I had – no email service (ever) or phone service (since before we left for Spain over two weeks ago, and then I had signal only long enough to make two calls!); and on my old Nokia, which I still use for taking photographs (because it takes better photo’s than the Smartphone), I could actually receive calls on occasions and, on fewer occasions, even make a call. Therefore I had been relatively happy, if not ecstatic – all my communication needs were met to some degree – until Chris suggested that I change the sim cards between my two phones and reset my Smartphone back to “Factory Setting”.

Suffice to say, my morning was utterly vile and totally frustrating. The “resetting” measures had deprived me of the little pleasure left to me in the Huawei phone. The only thing we discovered was that the phone still stole money from my Tesco Pay as you go card, which I had kept in the old Nokia for that reason. My brain felt like a shrivelled walnut and, in tears, I went into my studio to console and lose myself in painting (a lovely commission of three figures in the shallow water of an ebbing tide – will show you when I’ve finished). As I painted and listened to the dulcet tones of my Kindle-reader reading me “The Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas (pity Miss Kindle can’t understand that in French ‘St’ is short for Saint not Street!) Chris ordered me a new phone over the Internet. The better brand Samsung should be with me in a few days.

Imagine my surprise this morning when I found that my relatively new but disappointing Huawei had started to buck its ideas up. Upon re-installing my Whatsapp (wonderful app that it is!) I also found that I was offered the opportunity to set-up my email address (never happened before) and my phone service was returned to me (not that it had ever been brilliant on that score – two calls!). So thrilled was I that I used all three services immediately, regardless of the fact that there was no need for me to call anyone, or write emails, or send recorded messages on Whatsapp. Then I discovered how to turn up the volume and set the ringtones for all the different goings on…

Now it’s late – very late – and I can’t go to bed. Why not? Surely? Well, earlier on I kept getting “Hello, hello ya…” singing noises and after a while I was pleased to find that it was the phone working, not that I answered in time; then came the “Honk, honk” of an old bicycle horn – could have been a text to tell me I missed a call; and when I was about to close down everything for the night a sheep bleated – “Ah, Whatsapp,” I thought and I was right. I had just finished replying to my daughter-in-law Jaimy, who arrived in Brisbane yesterday (Facebook knew before me – more reliable than my phones!) when I heard the blast of a triumphal horn. “What’s that?” I asked myself (not Whatsapp – previously more “What’s up Doc’?”). It was none other than my late owl brother Robert sending me an email.

The Huawei sure is making a last bid effort to impress. Now I shall not feel so guilty passing it on to a family member in need of a Smartphone. And now I really must go to bed – even the triumphal horn has stopped for the night.