Thanks for this joke go to Roland in Brisbane.
The Born Identity?
A young woman walks into a bank to draw out some money.
“Can you identify yourself?” the bank teller asks.
“No problem,” she answers.
The young woman reaches into her handbag, delves around and brings out a mirror. She looks into it and says:
“Yes, it’s me alright!”
Hope she wasn’t two faced lol
That would have given her an identity crisis!
And a double chin….but then nose.one’s perfect
Quite funny, on reflection!