Exotic Holiday – Another Joke

Thanks go to Geoff for this one.

The Exotic Holiday

My wife
and I decided
to take an
organised trip
to Afghanistan
to see for
ourselves what
the place was
like.
It didn’t start
at all well;
the train
we where
travelling on
broke down a
few miles
north of the
capital. We
were stranded
in a third
world hole of a
place with
streets full
of angry
bearded
types glaring
at us; the
wife stood out
in her
brightly
coloured
sundress as
all other
women had head
to toe burqas.

We were
extremely
scared and
convinced that
we were in
deep trouble.
Just then,
Dave the
organiser
suddenly
remembered
that Finsbury
Park had a
tube station,
so we were
able to get
safely to
King’s Cross
and on to
Heathrow for
the rest of
our journey.