Thanks to Rob for this joke. I think my title is better.
> Mad Wife Disease
>
> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
> him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
>
> ‘What was that for?’ he asked.
>
> ‘That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura
> Lou written on it,’ she replied.
>
> ‘Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
> the horses I bet on,’ he explained.
>
> ‘Oh darling, I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘I should have known there was a good
> explanation.’
>
> Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the
> head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
>
> When he came to, he asked, ‘What was that for?’
>
> ‘Your horse phoned!’
>
> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
> him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
>
> ‘What was that for?’ he asked.
>
> ‘That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura
> Lou written on it,’ she replied.
>
> ‘Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
> the horses I bet on,’ he explained.
>
> ‘Oh darling, I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘I should have known there was a good
> explanation.’
>
> Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the
> head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
>
> When he came to, he asked, ‘What was that for?’
>
> ‘Your horse phoned!’